Too $hort Short Short Lyrics

Short Short Lyrics

Short, Short



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game and macking hoes



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes



I heard Short Dog settled down and tied the knot

You think I'm dreaming, you think I fade 'em all and lied a lot

My real friends know I always try to find me a woman

But everywhere I go, bitches try to slide me something



Now listen up, I try to make it quick

I tell you about my greatest hits my latest flick was a porno

'Cuz I reached that level I fulfilled all my fantasies

I passed several beautiful women, I'm a thrill seeker, a pro player

My specialty is ex-cheerleaders, dancers, gymnasts and ballerinas



They all hot like some halapenos

If I released the names and pictures of all the bitches

Drop everything you doing and call the missus

She was young when she met me, so don't hate her

I'm an entertainer and a master manipulator



Short Dog, let them know

Just how the game really goes

I don't think they know

The game is still not told



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game and macking hoes



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes



Now would it make you mad?

Knowing Too Short had wine and laughs

Candle-lit bubble baths, I hit that ass

Way before you knew your bitch, she's kinda fast

I still wanna do your bitch



Take a chance, sit down and have a seat

You know the saying, don't bring your girl 'round me

Did you think my greatest hits was gonna be some songs?

Nope, just some stories about a bunch of thongs, fo' sho'



She's the type that you had to marry

You walked in the room and said Hallie Berry

That's what she looked like so I put my thing up in her

Rolled over and said goodnight



When I woke up in the morning, she looked the same

So I did the same thing to her, hooked her mayn

I hit her two best friends first that's what I did

She heard I was good in bed that's what they said



Short Dog let them know

Just how the game really goes

I don't think they know

The game is still not told



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game and macking hoes



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes



From 14-41, 4'11-6 feet

Lil' mama was a big freak

The 6 footer had her time with me

I got some supermodel head on Miami Beach



Then I finger fucked the woman on the plane next to me

When it landed, the flight attendant had sex with me

And they ask, '€œIs it the pimp in you?'€?

I hit reporters morning after interviews



Checking in, lil' cutie at the front desk

All in my face, lookin' like she wants this

Later on, she asks me to play her a song

Getting nasty in my room with her uniform on



I been with roommates, sisters, even twins

Next door neighbors, so rose and best friends

I got passed around the crew, willingly

Until this very day they all feeling me



Short Dog let them know

Just how the game really goes

I don't think they know

The game is still not told



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game and macking hoes



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game, Cadillac on voes



Short Dog, you so cold

You'ze a player from coast to coast

Short Dog, let 'em know

Still spitting that game and macking hoes