Too $hort Rhymes Lyrics

Rhymes Lyrics

without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know 

call me S. I. R. T.
double O 

I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time 

I make
my own damn beat now all the money is mine 

I carry big fat WIVES, I
treat my girls like guys 

Ask 'em "who do they love?" and they all say
TIDE 

I'm just an M.C. rapper and nothin' else 

I keep rhymin' and
I do it by myself 

Could you be like me? I rap my none stop rhymes 

You will never hear pause when I say these lines 

So go on and on, I'm
sir Too Short 

just what you've been lookin' for 

Like PCP or pure
cocaine 

DJ universe got you SPRUNG IN THE GAME 

You make money,
hear my rap from coast to coast 

From host to host, I hear the toast:


"Too Short, love the way you that hit 

here's to you, keep rhymin'
and boy don't quit" 

I say This is how it goes when I say my rap 

Most times when I rhyme wouldn't be like that 

'cause the way I write
rhymes you will comprehend 

I'll keep rappin' to the very end 

And
if you call me fake I'll say so what? 

I got you standin' and noddin'
like you just shot up 

so boy straightin' up I'm still rappin' 

comin' at you fresh. Do you know what happened? 

I'm sayin' rhymes
messin' with your mind 

I didn't want your girl 'cause she really ain't
fine 

I took her to a motel could've been a hotel 

It costs me 20
dollars but I did it so well 

She had to tell your sister, your sister
told you 

Now the whole damn town calls me playboy too 

I got
rhymes, keep 'em comin', they don't stop 

I'm lookin' at an empty page
about to fill it up 

I write only the truth, speak only to you 

So
if I tell you to say somethin' then you know what to do 

I got rhymes,
keep 'em comin', they never stop 

I live in California, drive a drop top


Roll by the beach, look at the freaks 

jump in my car, I do it
every week 

DJ's who know call me Mister Short 

All you wanna be
mothers get no child support 

I'm Too Short baby gettin' rich 

Get
on the mic and then say... Like left to right 

right to left girl
stealin' your heart is like petty theft 

Like 10 to 9, 3 to 2 

I'll
always be one up on you 

Like nightfall makes the sun go down 

CRAZY
RACK laid the beat changed your life around 

From the sea to the mountains
the mountains to the sea 

all you're gonna do is wanna rock this beat 

It's so rough so tough when I talk this stuff 

When I get on the mic I
can't get enough 

I'm the rapper of the season, fresh and decent 

All my raps are smooth and decent 

I'm that rapper known place to place


for the hardest raps with the hardest bass 

You see I rap all the
time, that's the point 

When I walk in the place I just jam the joint


Singin' old Too Short's on the microphone 

The beat's so fresh
can't leave me alone 

You see I rap so cool I will not shout 

I
keep comin' so hard I might knock you out 

If you battle with Short
that's the chance you take 

so you better come fresh and don't be fake


All you weak MC's with your weak drum beats 

tellin' all your
people you can hang with me 

Count 1 to 10 count 10 to 20 and I'll just
keep on makin' money 

Life is Too Short I don't stop 

I'm hooked on
money like a junkie on TOP 

I got to make it every day, I won't go broke


Ask me am I rich and I'll say "no" 

I'm your homeboy Too Short
back again 

puttin' Oakland on the map my rap will never end 

I'd
like to send a special thanks to the dangerous crew 

for believin' in me
when they thought I was through 

I got rhymes, I keep 'em comin' 

I'm on the mic, I won't stop rappin' till it comes out right 

and when
it's BEATIN' I'll just say "let's roll" 

I make another record and buy
some gold 

I keep rhymin' and I do it by myself 

I'm like a one man
crew, you see I don't need help 

I get the job done so all you fake
rappers, MC's rap masters 

Give it up leave that rappin' to me 

Realizin' young buck you can't rock that beat 

I rap on the mic and
you'll believe 

Nothin' ain't kickin' like the BIG OLD C 

It's just
one hard rapper spittin' a rap 

Not 3 or 4 sucka's or a couple of saps


Like born to Mack I'll cash a check 

Walkin' 'round like a fool
livin' up to his rep 

I'll tell you life ain't long 

What you
waitin' for? 

Thought you wanted to be like Too Short?