More Freaky Tales Lyrics

More Freaky Tales lyrics

BEYOTCH!
Short Dog's in the house once again with this pimp
shit

Chorus:
These are the tales the freaky tales
These are the
tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if
you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 1: Too $hort
I met this girl in
Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't
good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck
dick?"
She said "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a
real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said "Beyotch!!
What you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know what she
said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was
Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L where the grass
is greener
I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first moved out
there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch
she was a Gemini
She used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met
another girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the
knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real
good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was
Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I remember
I had another
freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't
pimp me!"
I did it anyway
I'm coming straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain't
no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she comes from
the Bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a
nigga, treat me like a pimp
You know I can't forget about the
strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz ain't
spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
It's like Lotto,
you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed
it to 'em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
nekked

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the
tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real player
So if
you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 2: Too $hort
I know another
bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch "It's about time I get
married"
I couldn't see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next door
neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, Cindy and Amy
Terri caught me
creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes liked to freak
I
used to send 'em new niggas every other week
I never would tell you all the
hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change
the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the time
bitch!
I spent the night with Monique in between the sheets
It was her,
her girlfriend April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it
what you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would
change
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game
These hoes
recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me
for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets
have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house
and I keep on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went
straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I
fucked first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the same
results

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are
the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real
player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 3: Too
$hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real close
like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit
Next thing I know
she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged
Mia
I told her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and
when I came back
Them hoes was lickin' cats
They call me "Short" when I'm
pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats
happenin'
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep
these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are
the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and
shit
So if it's you, you know the time bitch!

These are the tales,
the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen
years I've been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell
yeah)
Beyotch!
And it don't stop
Old school Short Dog
Still spittin'
it
Still gettin' it
Gettin' that money
Eastside baby, Oakland
You
ain't knowin?
Beyotch!