Coming Up $hort Lyrics

Coming Up $hort lyrics

INTRO
(Bitch!)
Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too
$hort
(Bitch!)
Too $hort,Too $hort
REPEAT

Now fuck around and
get a 5 in your ???
Straight across ya face to make sure all you bitches
understand it
But I'm a pimp mack player-ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain't
gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin
I know ya starvin bitch what you gone
eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess you waitin on me
It ain't goin be
that,you shoulda ate or bought'cha ass a plate
Cos on this date we just
fuckin till it's late
I ain't Romeo,Prince Charming or knight in shining
armour
I'm only out to fuck a bitch,fuck tryin to charm her
I treat a
fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse,a fuck is all it's
worth
Lookin hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch,you need to go find a
nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar,fill you up with Long
Islands
While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin
Cos Short
Dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fuckin I say "Later" to you
hos
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot fuckin
with Short Dawg

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too
$hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT

Bitches be like rabbits swarmin diamonds and
carats
See my car,see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never
been a marked bitch,you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed-up,that's when
you lost me
I tell a bitch real quick,I ain't no (?tissu-roll?)
All you
good fo' is some head and some pussy,ho!
And if the pussy and the head
tight,we fuck em twice
Cos Short Dawg ain't nuttin nice
Bitch jumped in
the car,asks me where we goin?
I'm Shorty the Pimp bitch,you goin
hoin
Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the
pussy,now I'm in the traffic
Now pussy still wet,got my dick in her
hand
Lickin all around it,rollin through the flat lands
Take her to my
strip,never pussy-whipped
Seein niggas with them bitches,I'd a tossed the
pimp
I use to break hos for Scrilla,but now it's down now
I'm makin bank
rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches
Livin large for a night,turn back
into pumpers
When I'm through fuckin,bitches leavin with
nothin

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin with Too $hort,Too
$hort
(Bitch!)
Too-Too $hort,Too $hort(Hos can't fuck with
me)
(Bitch!)Too $hort
Now break it down to the beat one time!
Ol'
School.Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty

I'm the East Oakland
player,lovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and
pussy
Bitches keep lookin for some Too $hort acts
Squeezin on a rubber
tryin ta pull it off and make it bust
Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dig
her
Get pregnant,move her in and make Ma and Pa richer
No more player,no
Shorty the Pimp
I get payed,divert a cheque and get forty per cent
All
the homies talkin bad,hair down,walkin sad
Got the broad livin with me,baby
sayin "Dad!"
Sex played out and ol'Shorty's bored getting fat!
Then my
bitch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want
me
Cos I'm all washed up,broke,fat and funky
Short Dawg is through,people
call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake gonna mic,got raw
Ugly hos
playin hard-to-get,sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a
'94 Lexus,Rolexes,I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost
everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick,payin hos to serve
me
Shit!Snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know
what I mean?
But fuck a wife biatch,stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy,keep
the babies on lay-away
Bitch thought I robbed it,said it was mine
She
didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
Star-struck bitch seein
dollar signs,she think the wad is fine
Playin games so I taught her
mine
Tryin to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from
the game that I taught in my rap

Bitches keep comin up $hort
Fuckin
with Too $hort,Too $hort
(Bitch!)
REPEAT