Too $hort Cali-o Lyrics

Cali-o Lyrics

[Singin':]

This hit aint no joke, Oh no

Dont ya know, Dont ya
know

Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah

This hit aint no joke, This here
aint no joke

Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O



[Too $hort:]

Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola

Nothin' but the sunshine,
Soon as the day's over

Roll'em up, In the town, We get down

On the
green and the purple, Never on the brown

Cause when ya hit the O its the
real dope, From Humbolt

Have ya flyin' real stupid like Dumbo

They
love it when it comes from California

You'll never be an +Outkast+ with
that +Stankonia+



[E-40:]

Smell the aroma, Smells so
lovely

Man thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie

Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J

Man ya'll some
fools, You California dudes do not play

I though you thoughtamajig, I
though I told you my nagga

Game colder than a six pack of soda my
nagga

Northren Cali, 23's on my Denali

Gettin rowdy in the
Scrillacon Valley

Hoe



[Chorus:]

This hit aint no joke,
Oh joke

Dont ya know, Dont ya know

Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah

This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke

Dont ya know, Sweet
Cali-O

Love it when I hit it, Cali-O

Love it when I hit it, Dont ya
know

Sweet Cali-O

I cant wait to touch it, Cali-O

Dont ya
know, Yeah

Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know

Sweet Cali-O



[Too $hort:]

The Valley Joe



[B-Legit:]

Know
it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow

Got zips from Cali-O,
Niggas call it the dro

When I'm in for a show first hit up the store

Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow

Get it on fa sho, Every zone
I go

Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4

Put that town down-lo, Its
that Town endo

Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow



[Ant Banks:]

Now homie tell me what that yay like

Livin that Bay
Life

We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight

And the
girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on em

That Cali-O sensation lets
us squeeze up in em

Its a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livin

That playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villian

Help ya
focus, And I was gone when I wrote this

Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its
known to be the dopest



[Chorus (with minor variations)]



[Too $hort:]

Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland

I
traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin

Like the Bay and LA, From
San Diego up Seattle's way

Aint no shake like a rattlesnake, That
Budwiser make ya get smart

You say you went to San Francisco and left
your heart

But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast

I know
that you think the green and the purple is the most

Out in Cali you get
choices

One hit will have you hearin angel's voices

Make you wanna
fly, And catch the next plane to the West

So you can fill your brain with
the best

Now Mary Jane was a small town girl

But Cali-O, She's been
all around the world

She'll make the coldest player go broke

You
dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke



[Chorus and Too
$hort talkin']