Punk For Dummies Lyrics

Punk For Dummies lyrics

Well you saw a couple shows and you gathered what you know



About the punk rock paradigm



All you really know is you have to throw a fit and whine



So you wrote a bunch of songs that are 30 seconds long



And complain about everything



This story's very common and it's getting a bit too annoying



Is your life really all that oppressive



Or are you just fitting the mold



Use your mind to make your own opinions



Don't cling to everything you're told



Well you've gotten all punk rock so you're hating all the jocks



Parents, teachers, and Rush Limbaugh



Your favorite thing in life is go out at night and break the law



You sewed on a couple spikes, learned to sing like Fat Mike



And your thinking about turning vegan



I've got so many problems with you



I just don't know where to begin



Do you really feel you've lost your freedoms



To politicians you can't see



You've got for more ulterior reasons



For your newfound identity



Please allow me to be frank, your charade is pretty rank



You just do it cause you wanna fit in



In my opinion being fake is one of the ost evil sins



Take a good look at your life, is it filled with so much strife



Or is that part of your punk rock style



Just an inch or two of honesty can stretch about a million miles