Battle Rhyme Hookers Lyrics

Battle Rhyme Hookers lyrics

This here is like Rosanne winning the lotto...beating me? Fat chance



You couldn't flip shit, with a turd and a spatula doing a handstand



In a gravity chamber, lacking with the lame attack you're rapping back 



with/You're stepping to Massive flames to find you're made of Plastic



You get your Ass whipped, like donkeys to discipline



You SUCK, you've been harassing your mother for sip her tits again



The think-speed of my mind is blistering



But, you're slow in the head, like niggas fishing for sharks in Lake
Michigan



I'll twist your skin with some verbal conditioning



Cause me squishing your head is easy like tricking bitches in Switzerland



You're wishing when you think you've stuck me spitting



You could put a hole in my paper and you still couldn't fuck with my
writtens



Nigga, you're sweet like puppies and kittens



You milk wackness like Bad Boy uses Biggie tapes to keep Puffy in business



I shutter your senses, whenever I mutter a sentence



With more oral reconstruction than could ever come from a dentist



Even with pretense, you could never prevent this senseless rhyme chemist 



From injecting kids so their jaws lock with tetanus infections



Direct the aggression you're tempted to threaten me with and battle yourself



Cause expelling my name from your lungs is bad for your health



I've amassed a wealth of trophies from kids who provoked me



Even Jamaican kids say you're less of a MON than Poke



I'm wherever the Gumby, Dammit, chewing impostors



I've even been known to punch lines like Coke sniffing boxers



I dug nostradamus out of his grave tell me your future



Said NAS was pissed you stole his style and was coming to shoot ya



Your crying pleas for help are met with the stone face of Medusa



You rapping is funny, but I'll leave you in stitches like sutures



I'm as equal a threat to producers as I am to Rappers



Lyrical He-Man, atop of the Universe is where I hold my Masters



Fuck France, I scream, 'viva la Tonedeff'!



Bitch, Your rhyme was out of place just like niggas that's homeless



I'll extort for things that you ain't own yet



I'll stick your head in a freezer for 3 days just to see how cold your toes
get



I bubble with glee when there's trouble with me



I got you more weak in the knees than Chris Reeves in SWV



Pull up a chair as I'm grasping your mandible



The memory of you existed's the only thing that's Intangible



Tonedeff is actual, living, but really though



Cause, I'm nastier than 4.000 of them German shit-fetish videos



More lines than Skinemax got titty-shows



Just trying to take me down is is like trying to sink a plastic bag of
Cheerios



I'm Cereal Killer, stalking Lucky the Leprechaun



Popped the Porcupine for the Corn he was spitting within his lexicon



Fucked your girl in the bed you rested on



I'm gonna get you!!" It'll be me, the rhythm, and Gloria Estefan



Emilio ain't feeling no lyrics you droppin



You're getting shot-up like kids in 3D movies in Compton



Ill psychologically Melt you down like 1 inch candles



Cause even if you're a tough guy, you'll be needing a shrink like Tony
Soprano



Man, oh, man, oh, man...I'm nice



With volumes of rhymes that knock harder than Jay-Z's life



I'll make your brain freeze twice, like chugging a double slurpee



In the kiss of the spiderwoman, William couldn't Hurt me



Cause you could train harder than subway cars in Dojos



And I'll still be makin ya run raps



'til your heart bursts like your fuckin name was FloJo