Collegiate Sam lyrics
Now, you'll find this fellow on any campus.
Who?
Collegiate Sam!
He wears a whoopie hat, and goodness knows,
He don't use
garters on his hose,
Ain't he the lady's man, Collegiate Sam.
He's got a Dunhill pipe and a fancy vest,
A perfect type for an old
gold test,
Ain't he the perfect lady's man, Collegiate Sam.
And though he couldn't pass a French or Greek exam,
What he could do
to any sheik exam!
I've heard it said on good authority
He'd wreck a whole sorority!
That red-hot lady's man, Collegiate Sam!
Now, he's everything collegiate!
He walks and talks
collegiate!
He eats and sleeps collegiate!
Collegiate through and
through.
His ties are all collegiate!
His shoes are all
collegiate!
His clothes are all collegiate!
Collegiate through
and through.
His raccoon coat - his raccoon coat - is ally cat!
Meow!
They threw him out - they threw him out - of every frat.
Outside, bum!
He finds them in collegiate!
He loves
them in collegiate!
But he leaves them in collegiate!
Collegiate
through and through.
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