Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me lyrics

Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh



Everyone else has had more sex than me

Does anyone else get that feeling?

Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;

Grandparents swing from the ceiling;



Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh



Corporate capers and office amour;

Shenanigans outdoor and in 

Resist, and then later you find out there's more

Regret in not doing the sin.



All loves have to die - of that there's no help;

My favourite way to end em'

Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp

Enters the female pudendum,



Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,

Left for his rivals to curse it.

He would rather die than not get to fuck:

Personally, I reckon it's worth it



Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh

Does everybody else get that feeling?

ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me

ohhh ohhh

Does everybody else get that feeling?

Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh



Does Everyone

Does Everyone

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Does Everybody else

Does Everyone

Does Everyone

Does Everyone

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Does Everyone think?