Me And Dirk`s Trip To Ireland Lyrics

Me And Dirk`s Trip To Ireland lyrics

Me and Dirk took a little trip 

Across the sea on a big air ship 

Riley Baugus came along 

Helped us play our banjo songs 

Prettiest place that I've ever seen 

Entirely covered in emerald green 



Chorus: Ate a lotta hog 

Drank a lotta grog 

Stepped in a bog 

Came back in a fog 





Place over there called Crosses of Annagh 

West Clare's answer to the Copa Caabana 

Mairtin and Danny, Siobhan and Ciaran 

Reelin in the front room, Dermy was steerin 

Three in the mornin, our welcome was shot 

We moved the session to the parkin lot 



Half an hour later, nature was callin 

Got to the point where there's no more stallin 

Dirk climbed up on a three foot wall 

We all cried No! as he started to fall 

Up to his thighs in a soggy ooze 

Peein as the water filled up his shoes 



Five in the mornin, sun comin up 

Playin more tunes, we were in our cups 

Up on a trailer dancin the tango 

Three steps, boom, it's a fine fandango 

A little while later, sun gettin higher 

We rolled Harry Bradley in a tractor tire