Militant Christian Girlfriend Lyrics

Militant Christian Girlfriend lyrics

i'm too punk rock for her

she's too hardcore for me

i'm into AFI

she's into NIV

there's so much jesus in her heart

there's no
room left for me

she tells me i'm her satan

she's my juliette

and all her clergy members tell her

i'm going to hell

but if
that means an eternity

with me she'll go as well

when she wakes me
up for church

on sunday mornings i don't mind

as long as i get my
second helping

of communion wine