The Magnificent Seven Lyrics

The Magnificent Seven lyrics

Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 A.M.!
Move y'self to go again
Cold water in the
face
Brings you back to this awful place
Knuckle merchants and you
bankers, too
Must get up an' learn those rules
Weather man and the crazy
chief
One says sun and one says sleet
A.M., the F.M. the P.M.
too
Churning out that boogaloo
Gets you up and gets you out
But how
long can you keep it up?
Gimme Honda, Gimme Sony
So cheap and real
phony
Hong Kong dollars and Indian cents
English pounds and Eskimo
pence

You lot! What?
Don't stop! Give it all you got!
You lot!
What?
Don't stop! Yeah!

Working for a rise, better my station
Take
my baby to sophistication
She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
Better
work hard - I seen the price
Never mind that it's time for the bus
We got
to work - an' you're one of us
Clocks go slow in a place of work
Minutes
drag and the hours jerk

"When can I tell 'em wot I do?
In a second,
maaan...oright Chuck!"

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
It's our
profit, it's his loss
But anyway lunch bells ring
Take one hour and do
your thanng!
Cheeesboiger!

What do we have for entertainment?
Cops
kickin' Gypsies on the pavement
Now the news - snap to attention!
The
lunar landing of the dentist convention
Italian mobster shoots a
lobster
Seafood restaurant gets out of hand
A car in the fridge
Or a
fridge in the car?
Like cowboys do - in T.V. land

You lot! What?
Don't stop. Huh?

So get back to work an' sweat some more
The sun will
sink an' we'll get out the door
It's no good for man to work in cages
Hits
the town, he drinks his wages
You're frettin', you're sweatin'
But did you
notice you ain't gettin'?
Don't you ever stop long enough to start?
To
take your car outta that gear
Don't you ever stop long enough to
start?
To get your car outta that gear
Karlo Marx and Fredrich
Engels
Came to the checkout at the 7-11
Marx was skint - but he had
sense
Engels lent him the necessary pence

What have we got? Yeh-o,
magnificence!!

Luther King and Mahatma Gandhi
Went to the park to
check on the game
But they was murdered by the other team
Who went on to
win 50-nil
You can be true, you can be false
You be given the same
reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the
kitchen
Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
Who's more famous to the billion
millions?
News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up
Budgie
Oooohh...bub-bye

Magnificence!!

FUCKING LONG, INNIT?