Things I Want Lyrics

Things I Want lyrics

Ho Ho Ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a
squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather
long,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hey now Santa I'm
writing to you,
Cos there's alot of cool shit I want
I know I've been
naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there's alot of cool shit I want,
So
here's my list-a, 
So check it out twice-a,
I waaaaaaant,
A solid gold
Harley with machine guns on the front,
I waaaaaaant,
A Motley Crew
lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that
fits me tight,
I want all of the Beatles copyrights,
I want to chop
Florida off the map,
I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,

So there you
go Santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool shit I want,
But
wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,
There's still alot of cool
shit I want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I
waaaaaaant,
A time machine and a BB gun,
I waaaaaaant,
A statue of
Moby on the surface of the sun,
I waaaaaaant,
To party naked on a
schoolbus full of nuns,
I waaaaaaant,
A bumper pool table and a robot
pelican,

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some
really cool shit I want,
I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,
That I
deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out
twice-a,
I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,
PS I still-a need
some more shit-a,

I waaaaaaant,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his
butt,
I waaaaaaant,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I
waaaaaaant,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I
waaaaaaant,
All the cool shit I want!