Rock Your Socks Lyrics

Rock Your Socks lyrics

One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX!

It doesn't matter if it is
good, 
It only matters if it rocks. 
The main thing that we do is to rock
your socks off. 
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, 
Cause rock 'n
roll is bogus, right KG? ('Right!')
Only thing that really matters is a
classical sauce. 
And that's why me and KG are classically trained 
To
rock your fuckin' socks off! 
Give 'em a taste, KG. 
('Okay.')


That is Bach, and it rocks. 
It's a rock block of Bach, 
That he
learned in the school, 
Called the School of Hard Knocks! 

Give it up
for KG, give it up for me, 
Give it up for KG, give it up for me, 
Give it
up for rock, 
Give it up for blues, 
Give it up for everything that is not
to lose. 
Now, rock your socks off, woman, 
We'll rock your shit up,
y'all. 
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out! 
All right!


Now I know what a lot of you are sayin',
'I just figured out what
I'm gonna do with the rest of my days. 
I'm gonna get me an oversized
guitar, 
Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.'
Well, I got sour news for
you, jack. It ain't that easy. 
For instance, are you willing to make the
commitment to wakin' up
At the crack a' noon, for deep-knee rock
squats?
Seven or eight at a time? In a row! 
How 'bout, are you willing
to make the commitment 
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style!

Glistening in the sun. 
How 'bout, are you willin' to make the
commitment, 
Of wakin' up, goin', 
'Okay, it's gig time, what t-shirt am
I gonna wear? 
I can't decide, can't decide. Brain aneurysm!'
We've been
through so much bullshit just to be here tonight 
To rock your fuckin' socks
off. 
And all we ask in return is some precious little... 
All we're
askin' you to do
Is drop trou 
And squeeze out
A Cleveland Steamer on
my chest. ('Ooh.')

Two, three, four! 
Give it up for KG, give it up
for me, 
Give it up for KG, give it up for me, 
Give it up for rock, give
it up for blues, 
Give it up for everything that is not to lose. 
Now,
rock your socks off, woman, 
We'll rock your shit up, y'all. 
Give it up,
children, won't you freak your shit out! 
All right!