Drive-thru Lyrics

Drive-thru lyrics

JB: Kage...

KG: Yeah?

JB: Let's go to this drive-thru.

(Motor Sounds)

KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'.

Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)

JB: Yeah, um...ah

Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?

JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu

Drive-thru guy: okay

JB: ...ah l-

Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?

JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want. 

um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them


away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie 

intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then,


uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm


trying to watch my figure.

Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...

JB: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...

Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?

JB: No Onions.

Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57

JB: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less


calories, 'cuz it's fish.

Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...

JB: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet


Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the
weight.

Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...

JB: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my


figure, not a large, a small.

Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.

JB: Um...

Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.

JB: Also a small seasoned-curlies

Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...

JB: Small, seasoned-curlies.

Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon 

cheeseburger...

JB: Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee


and that's it.

Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.

JB: Wait, Kage, what do you want?

KG: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western 

bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...

JB: Oh God! Come on with the order.

KG: I'm...

JB: Take forever.

KG: That's all I want. That's all I want...

JB: good. How much is that sir?

Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive
up?

JB: Do you have any money?

KG: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...

JB: Give it to me.

KG: Alright, here.

JB: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two


things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.

(Motor Sounds)