New Pants And Shirt Lyrics

New Pants And Shirt lyrics

Enter the 49 gates of uncleanliness, said she hoisting up her skirt

I held my breath against her fetidness

As I gazed upon a swinish flirt

I worked like a mule down the pit

For seven long days and seven lonely nights

It makes one week exactly for those of you

Who lack the skills to add things up right

Born in this pig sty in my new pants and shirt

But I leaped on the fence and I fell in the dirt

Great Mr. Peanuts Andels said

Battle brained animal with a teethless grin

I fled rather than- let myself

Be bathed in the unforgiveable sin

I went straight home where I was met

By my mother with a skirt up over her head

Sometimes I wonder just why the

Hell

I ever bother to get out of bed

Born in this pig sty- in my new pants and shirt

But I leaped on the fence and I fell in the dirt