The Waitress Lyrics

The Waitress lyrics

(Hi, may I take your order?)



Dwamn!

Hey, that's all I'ma say
right now

I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, gon' take that
bow

You lookin... boy, my lady would hate this

If she knew that I
was out with her but I'm trippin off the waitress



[VERSE 1]

Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?

I'm sittin here with
another female and it's 'posed to be exclusive

Beauty, fully loaded booty
hips and thighs

I want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is
on the side

You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped

It's
makin me weak to the point I can't even eat

Cause you give me
butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicized

A wonderful face
and waist that's great and there's no mistake that I love the eyes

Never
like them other guys, cause when I want it I'm on it

The way I'm watchin
you feel uncomfortable, don't it?

But I'm thinkin you should be in movies
and this you need to quit

Then suddenly under my table I got a kick



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I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress

I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress

Can't think of
eatin, man, my girl will really hate this

I'm sittin here with her but
starin at the waitress

And I like the way the waitress (work that, work
that)

Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that)

I
really like the way you (work that, work that)

Can I get you on the
floor? (Work that, work that)

The waitress got it goin on



[VERSE 2]

Take my order anytime, I come here many times

A week so
she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty fine

Business meeting, capital
grin, was sippin when she caught my eye

When she came over to us I said,
"Can I get yo number on the fly?"

Smell like no other, look like she
strip undercover

Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to
her mother

Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover

Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya

Outta here but
I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin in yo face

I'm not a
disgrace so I gotta see how you taste

And I move at a puma's pace

So baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds

I wanna
make you my squeeze cause these other chicks you supercede

I call her
waitress and homie, I call him server

The waiter's a bloody murder, I
never wanna hear no murmur no further

Cause she's bliss, I'm tryin to get
in yo knicks

I want you so my order you can 86



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[VERSE 3]

And don't be tippin her below 20 percent

She
need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her vent

To get
money's her purpose, you don't tip, go get burgers

Believe her's is for
TIPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service

I'm nervous cause I'm gawkin
mom's curvage

I'm beyond flirtish, us hookin up we both concert it

Where you get that smell from? She would never tell one

But she told me
this, she say me she liked me cause I'm well done

Now your girl lookin
real, real stanky, ain't she?

Cause she know you lookin at the waitress
thinkin hanky-panky

Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to
thank me

Even though she a single parent breakin her back but ain't so
cranky

I had to make her my girl, now she gon' eat with me

Southern
booty, mane, I truly never need to flee

I'm stayin focused, the waitress
got me posted

But dwamn, look at that booty on the hostess...



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