Thewater Buffalo Song Lyrics

Thewater Buffalo Song lyrics

NARRATOR

And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.

The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

So without further adieu... Silly Songs with Larry



LARRY THE CUCUMBER

The Water Buffalo song

Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Oh, where do you get them I don't know

But everyone's got a water buffaloooooo.................

I took my buffalo to the store

Got his head stuck in the door

Spilled some lima beans on the floor

Oh everybody's got a...



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Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant!

What do you think you are doing?

You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo

When everyone does not have a water buffalo!

We're going to get nasty letters saying

"where's my water buffalo? Why don't i have a water buffalo?"

And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!

Just stop being so silly!



LARRY

Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Your's is pink but mine is blue.

Hers was small but...



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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.