The Song Of The Cebu Lyrics

The Song Of The Cebu lyrics

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry,
the part of the show where
Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girls 
Larry the Cucumber presents, in a 
sequential image,
stereo-phonic, 
multi-media event --- The Song Of The Cebu!

Cebu!
This is a song about a boy, 
a song about a little boy and his cebus,
a
song about a little boy and his three cebus!
the little boy who had a sick
cebu, 
a sad cebu and a mute cebu - and also a hippo

Umm, umm, this
is me at the airport, 
this is my aunt Ruth, 
this is me in a bull fight,

this is me fighting a bull ooooo, 
this is me and the bull  ahhhh

this is me and the bull and i think that's the bull's cousin, 
he's a
cebu.

Hold it! You call this a multi-media event? 
This is a slide
projector and, and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu
anyway?

it's kinda like a cow, see? 

yes, well very good,

this could be interesting, c
arry on

Cebu! Sing it with me!

Cebu (cebu)

Boy is riding with cebu (boy with riding
the cebu)
into town in his canoe (into
town in his canoe)

Sick cebu is rowing
and sneezing
achu moo moo achu moo moo 
achu moo moo ahcu moo moo

achu moo moo     
(achu moo moo achu moo moo 
achu moo moo ahcu moo
moo
achu moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo)

hippo chewing on bamboo
(people 
chewing on bamboo) can't see boy and three cebu
(can't see boy
and three cebu)

sad cebu is rowing and crying
ba hoo moo moo  ba hoo
moo moo
ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo moo moo
(ba hoo moo moo  ba hoo moo
moo 
ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo 
ba hoo moo moo moo moo)

cebu!
(cebu!) cebu! (cebu!)
achu moo moo ba hoo moo moo ba hoo moo moo
ahcu moo
moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo cebu!

hippo seen by mute cebu (hippo
seen by mute cebu)
tries to tell the other two (tires to tell the other
two)

mute cebu is waving and grunting 
uhmmm, uhmmm, 
uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm
(uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, 
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm)

*UH-OH*

Wait! What happens next? 
(umm) 
Does the
hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the
eminent danger
to the other passengers?
Is the boy injurered? 
Why is
the sad cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum? 
This is quite
dissapointing... I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Oh look a
cebu! 
(cebu)
wait, thats a water buffalo
no more song about
cebu
need another verse or two
audience is standing and leaving
bye
bye moo moo bye bye moo 
bye bye moo moo moo moo

i want my money
back

yeah, that'd be good