Chopped N Screwed Lyrics

Chopped N Screwed lyrics

Yeah!

Yea yeah!

Whoa, ohh



Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty

Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty

Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty

Don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me

Yeah, yea yeah



Have you ever seen

A dime piece all alone at the bar, bar bar?

Straight out of a magazine

And you just want to let her know who you are, are are



So you say, let me buy you a drink

Or a little conversation

If that's what you want to do, do do

Then she said, love is about to end

Then you said, why don't you come to my crib?

Then she said, I can't leave my friends



Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed



And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screw-screw

Chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been danced and screwed



Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah

Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed

Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah



Have you ever been in the VIP room

Of your favorite street club, club club

And you got a shawty on you

Kissing on your neck

Making you feel like she so in love, love love



Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks

And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up up

And you said, shawty what's really up

And she takes big sip out yo cup

And she said, it'll be 60 bucks



Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed

Chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

And ewed-ewed chopped, screwed-screwed

  (Luda-Luda, ha ha ha)

You've officially been chopped and screwed



Nah-nah-nah

Shawty why you acting all like that, like that?

Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me?

Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em

But even more I bet you really can't live with out me, nope



You-you must of flipped yo wig, yup

You got to be out yo mind, yeah

I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw

You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine, woo



Back breaker, put you over my knee

Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya, baa

Have you praising the lord

Like thank you, thank you, thank you

Lord I want to thank you, Jesus



But have you ever met a women that will lead you on

And still you wrong instead of please ya? Yup

Have you singing this song

Cause all night long she did nothing but

Flirt and tease ya, yup



But I got to admit that I have

Put one in the air sit back and I laugh, ey

Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? Ey

Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grabbed, ey



Coming back to haunt me

So instead of being put in submission to subdue, what happened?

Guess what dawg, ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda



Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed

You've officially been dance-dance screwed

And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed



And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed, screw-screw

Chop-chop and screwed

You've officially been danced and screwed



Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah

Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, chopped and screwed

Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me- me-me- me-me-me