Stephen Lynch Songs Lyrics

Stephen Lynch Songs lyrics

Here we are dear old friend



You and I drunk again



Laughs have been had 



And tears have been shed



Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head



But if I were gay I would give you my heart



And if I were gay you'd be my work of art



And if I were gay we would swim in romance



But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants



It's not that I don't care, I do



I just don't see myself in you



Another time another scene



I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean



Cause if I were gay I would give you my soul



And if I were gay I would give you my whole... being



And if I were gay we would tear down the walls



But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my.......... hand



We've never hugged, we've never kissed



I've never been intimate with your fist



But you have opened brand new doors



Get over here and drop your drawers!