Sleep Around Lyrics

Sleep Around lyrics

(parody of "Jump Around" by House Of Pain)



Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin

I came and went now I live a life of sin

It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor

Could go down the block, but I'm savin' some for later

Find 'em, surprise 'em, tell the girl some lies then

If jimmy starts to rise then start lookin' at the thighs and

It doesn't matter where, she happens to be there

Drawers everywhere, pungent odor in the air

Skeezin', pleasin', hope there's no disease and

Her hair up my nose causes uncontrolled sneezin'

All you gotta have is a hole and a heartbeat

On second thought, who needs a heartbeat?

I came to get down, you came to get down

So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]

Sleep around (3 x's)

Wake up get up and go down

Hump hump hump...



I make a mess when I'm with somebody else

If the girlie says no I'm whackin' myself

The word on the street is that your momma likes meat

So I'm-a visit for a while see how much she likes me

But when it's your turn be careful not to get burned

Clap on clap off then you're all full of germs

'Cause I'm not sick but she may not be in the same boat

So if you're gonna splash wear a raincoat

But if you wanna lose reality and live in a soap opera

Take the first girl you see and then go bop her

I don't mean to gloat, but when I rock the boat

It reaches up her body to the back of her throat

I came to get down, you came to get down

So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]



I move in for the kill, I got a lot of skill

I'll never do a pig 'cause I'm not beastial

But one ho was hairier than a Brittish Terrier

Three's not a crowd, now I say the more the merrier

But I ain't goin' out on no date

Get used to one position, yo I might switch ya

Up, up on the wall, then back accross the floor

Put out for me and you may wake up underneith the kitchen sink

I'm lookin' for my whore, she's going to get sore

Knockin' up girlies then goin' to get more

I came to get down, you came to get down

So get out your pants and sleep around

[chorus]