Road Ragin` Lyrics

Road Ragin` lyrics

(parody of "Bawitaba" by Kid Rock)



[chorus]:

Foot to the floor, get out the way, ziggin' zaggin'

Ziggin' through the traffic and up goes the finger 

Get out of my waaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Comin' through!



And this is for the people who I see while I'm drivin'

Who despite their own stupidity are somehow alive

The braindead freaks, who refuse to wake up

The guys who are shaving and the chicks with make up

The guy behind me in the rear view mirror

Following so close I can see his nose hairs

The moron flying by me changing his clothes

The guys who only concentrate on picking their nose

All you punks who make your engines roar

The hundred year old lady who can't see anymore

The guy who has to steer with his knees all night

'Cause there's a beer in his left hand and a joint in his right

For the suicidal freaks tryin' to beat the train

The guy who made the U-turn from the right hand lane

Their stupidity's amazing, I'm completely stunned

Now get off the road before you kill someone!

[chorus]



I wish I had a nickel that somebody would give me

For every time a moron on the phone nearly hit me

Wild antics in parking lots 

They'd run over their own daughter just to get a good spot

And guys who stare at an accident 

Even if it's nothin' but a little 2 inch dent 

While you're lookin' at the crash, you're bound to cause one 

Now get off the road before you kill someone

[chorus]



Hey watch it, buddy!

Yeah same to you!

You go to Hell!

DIE!!