Welcome Ladies Gentlemen (skit) Lyrics

Welcome Ladies Gentlemen (skit) lyrics

> >Hi,



> >Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (stinky
face)



> >Welcoming you on Bokasa Unit. We apologize for the



> >Four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some



> >Overtime I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm.



> >This is flight 126 to Jamaica.



> >Landing in Jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up



> >Somewhere in the south.



> >If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!



> >Bokasa Unit has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety



> >Standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with



> >Us!



> >It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year



> >Over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our



> >Engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange



> >To turn



> >Them off!



> >To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve



> >Complimentary Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits! For our not-so-religious



> >Passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if



> >There



> >Really is a God!



> >We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be



> >Shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our



> >Movie



> >Buffs, we will be flying right next to British airways, where their



> >Movie will be



> >Visible from the right side of the cabin window.



> >There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the



> >Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to



> >Slow



> >Down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close



> >As



> >Possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,



> >Do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile.



> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
landmark!



>



> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take-off



> >And



> >Fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can't find a seatbelt,



> >Kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those



> >Of you



> >Who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a



> >Stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your



> >Suitcase."



> >Enjoy Bokasa Unit.



> >Have a nice day.



> >Bokasa Unit.



> >



> >THE END.