Too Kool To Kalypso Lyrics

Too Kool To Kalypso lyrics

I didn't drink and I never danced

I couldn't take no club romance

But
this floozy had no shame

Libedo torpedo



I was -

	too cool to
calypso

	too tough to tango

	too wierd to watusi

	too tough to
tango

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to tango

	too cool to
calypso

	too tough to tango



What she did was hard to
believe

Libedo torpedo

But by morning I couldn't leave

Libedo
torpedo

Picking her up was like falling down the stairs

With her on top
of me I couldn't put on any airs



I was -

	too cool to
calypso

	too tough to tango

	too wierd to watusi

	too tough to
tango

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to tango

	too cool to
calypso

	too tough to tango



At my heart she took careful
aim

Libedo torpedo

And you know,that floozy had no shame

Libedo
torpedo



I was - 

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to
tango

	too wierd to watusi

	too tough to tango

	too cool to
calypso

	too tough to tango

	too wierd to watusi

	too tough to
tango

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to tango

	too wierd to
watusi

	too tough to tango

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to
tango

	too cool to calypso

	too tough to tango