Happy Bitter Valentine’s Day Lyrics

Happy Bitter Valentine’s Day lyrics

Happy valentine’s, shmalentine’s, valentine’s day, america.
Oooh, they get to go out to dinner with people that you don’t really have much
to say to and you struggle over words with a bunch of yuppies at the restaurant
too and it’s all crowded and everything ’cause I have to go out ’cause I was
told to. like pavlov’s dogs we just march in, like, a little pilgramage on our
mecca to a stupid restaurant buying bad hallmark cards. oooh, and we’ll get in
trouble. I didn’t do anything for valentine’s day. what are you gonna do? oh,
my god, I’m gonna be in trouble. well, I’m not participating in your little
reindeer games, america. ho, ho, I’m not bitter. not at all. not me.