When Grandfather Dies Lyrics

When Grandfather Dies lyrics

When grandfather dies 

life will be strange

when grandfather dies 

my whole world will change

when grandfather dies 

i'll scream and i'll yell

coz i'll be f***in rich as hell

so grandfather die 

dont keep me in suspense

Oh grandfather cough 

up that inheritence

oh grandfather dont 

hold on another day

i love you to death 

but i've got bills to pay



A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool

I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen

So let's say we unplug that machine

So grandfather fly 

to heaven you must pass

So grandfather think 

of all that juicy angel ass

So grandfather die 

before the fiscal year

Oh how i 

wish cavorky N were here



For gods sake you must be as old as the hills

Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills

Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood everytime that you pee

Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains

Your so old your penis has vericose veins Oh why dont you die

Oh why must you fight

You old mother f***er just walked toward goddamn light

Walk toward the light old man

walk toward the light old man



Its all over now

My grandad is dead

A mysterious blow

to his wrinkled old head

before i collect the small overcite

but everything should turn out alright

I'll start working on my grandma tonight