Kill A Kitten Lyrics

Kill A Kitten lyrics

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you,

kill a kitten

mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you,

kill a kitten

theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can,

kill a kitten

and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if
you,

kill a kitten



feed it turpin-tine 

or break its spine, 

crush it with your shoe 

as long as you

kill a kitten



if the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you more if you 

kill a kitten

and i quote the bible cause that's where it's written "if ye loveth jesus ye
must

kill a kitten"



flush him down the can,

hit him with your van,

throw him at a train,

make him snort cocaine,

drown him in a lake,

bake a kitty cake,

sick some TNT,

up his cat booty,

do what you must do,

as long as you

kill a kitten



killing kittens isnt easy

if the thought makes you feel quzzy

grab a pitch fork from the shed

and kill a puppy dog instead



kill a kitten

kill a kitten

kill a kitten

fluffy kitten

you gotta kill a kitten

kill a kitten





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