If I Were Gay Lyrics

If I Were Gay lyrics

Here we are

Dear old friends

You and i drunk again

laughs have been had

tears have been shed

maybe the whisky has gone to my head

but if i were gay

i would give you my heart

and if i were gay

you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay

we would swim in romance

but im not gay

so get your hand out of my pants



its not that i dont care

i do

i just dont see myself in you

another time another scene

i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

coz if i were gay

i would give soul

and if i were gay

i would give you my whole... being

and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls

But I'm Not gay

so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand





we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your fist

you have opened brand new doors

get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers