Stephen Lynch Craig Lyrics

Craig Lyrics

Craig - Stephen Lynch

Everyone knows Jesus 

The man who healed the lame. 

But I am Jesus' brother 

Craig is my name. 

Jesus is the Prince of Peace. 

Jesus is the Lamb. 

Jesus is the Son of God 

But Craig don't give a damn. 



Cuz when Craig's in sight 

We'll party all damn night. 

I don't turn water into wine 

But into cold Coors Light. 

I'm not my brother, I know, 

Don't walk on H2O 

But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow. 



I'm fuckin Craig 

I'm fuckin Craig 

I'm fuckin Craig 

Craig Christ 



I hang out with Lepors, 

The Rabis, and Sodimay. 

Jesus' friends are called Apostles. 

Those dudes are totally gay. 

Jesus performs miracles 

From Galalli to Rome. 

But it would be a miracle 

If he brought a fuckin lady home. 



Because when Jesus is prayin 

Fuckin Craig is layin 

Every lady in the Testament 

You know what im sayin? 

I won't die for your sins 

Like my famous kin. 

But if you have a little sister 

Then theres room at this inn. 



I'm fuckin Craig. 

I'm fuckin Craig. 

I'm fuckin Craig. 

Craig Christ. 



Jesus was our mothers fav. 

All her love to him she gave. 

But there's no sibling rivalry 

When he's nailed to that tree. 

Yeah. 



And now the question for you 

Is not "What Would Jesus Do?" 

But where will you be 

When the Craig Machine comes partyin through? 

And if the Lord will allow 

You've got to ask yourself how, 

When, who and why and where is your messiah now? 



It's fuckin Craig. 

Fuckin Craig. 

Fuckin Craig. 

I'm fuckin Craig. 

Craig Christ. 

Craig Christ. 

Craig Christ. 

I'm fuckin Craig.