Maschendrahtzaun Lyrics

Maschendrahtzaun lyrics

I'm a lonesome rider
I'm a real tough guy
I tell you, living ain't easy
but every day I try,
I've seen a million places
maybe I get around
with a sixpack of beer
and a Maschendrahtzaun

I'm a hard working man
I don't need much in life,
I've got my horse, I've got my boots,
a hat and a knife
-all I really need can truly be found
I need girls, I need whisky,
and Maschendrahtzaun

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright
-and if I ever be King
and I get a crownthen it would surely be made
of Maschendrahtzaun


All the ladies wanna have me,
I'm a handsome boy
and all the boys want me, too,
'n especially Siegfried & Roy
I'm a sex-machine, baby,
I had more girls than James Brown
and I f**ked them allon the Maschendrahtzaun

but now the time has gone by
and something happened to me,
I'm only half the man
I used to be,
I was the sexiest man
in the whole big town
before I ripped my ballson the Maschendrahtzaun

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright
-and if I ever be King
and I get a crownthen it would surely be made
of Maschendrahtzaun


I like all kinds of food
I like all kinds of beerand I was born with a sixpack
in my hand, righta here
I love steaks, I love burgers,
I love Kentucky fried chicken
but one thing I love best
and that is "ficken"

"Skandal" shouted someone,
and he's probably right,
but that's exactly what I doall thru' the nite
-I have an "Ochsenpimmel"
yeah, and I like to get down
with a big boopie baby
and a Maschendrahtzaun

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me feel allright
-and if I ever be King
and I get a crownthen it would surely be made
of Maschendrahtzaun


I was also a Sheriff,
I was fighting for right
I was protecting law and order
every day, every night
I was hunting a man with a big fat Bauch
and I caught him in the backof a Knallerbsenstrauch

But now the story is over,
I had a good, good life
I've still got my horse,
my boots and my knife
I did a lot of travelling
but now I settle down
at the Knallerbsenstrauchon the Maschendrahtzaun

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning
Maschendrahtzaun late at night....
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