Who The Fuck Is Alice? Lyrics

Who The Fuck Is Alice? lyrics










  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








Sally called when she got the word, 
She said: "I suppose you've heard
- 
About Alice". 
Well I rushed to the window, 
And I looked
outside, 
But I could hardly believe my eyes - 
As a big limousine rolled
up 
Into Alice's drive... 

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, 
Or
where she's gonna go, 
I guess she's got her reasons, 
But I just don't
want to know, 
'Cos for twenty-four years 
I've been living next door to
Alice. 
Alice, who the fuck is Alice 

Twenty-four years just waiting
for a chance, 
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,

Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice... 
Alice, who
the fuck is Alice 

Grew up together, 
Two kids in the park, 
Carved
our initials, 
Deep in the bark, 
Me and Alice. 
Now she walks through
the door, 
With her head held high, 
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,

As a big limousine pulled slowly 
Out of Alice's drive. 

Oh, I
don't know why she's leaving, 
Or where she's gonna go, 
I guess she's
got her reasons, 
But I just don't want to know, 
'Cos for twenty-four
years 
I've been living next door to Alice. 
Alice, who the fuck is Alice


Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance, 
To tell her how I'm
feeling, maybe get a second glance, 
Now I gotta get used to not living next
door to Alice... 
Alice, who the fuck is Alice 

Sally called back,
asked how I felt, 
She said: "I know how to help - 
Get over
Alice". 
She said: "Now Alice is gone, 
But I'm still here,

You know I've been waiting 
For twenty-four years..." 
And the
big limousine disappeared... 

I don't know why she's leaving, 
Or
where she's gonna go, 
I guess she's got her reasons, 
But I just don't
want to know, 
'Cos for twenty-four years 
I've been living next door to
Alice. 
Alice, who the fuck is Alice 

Twenty-four years just waiting
for a chance, 
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,

But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice... 
Alice, who
the fuck is Alice 

Now I'll never get used to not living next door to
Alice...