Simpsons See My Vest Lyrics

See My Vest Lyrics

(Dialog):
Mr Burns: You stay with me, you're the pick of the litter.
Lisa:
Maybe we were wrong about Burns on this one...
Smithers: Are you sure you
wanna go through with this, Sir,
you do have a very full wardrobe as it
is...
Mr Burns: Yes...but not completely full. You see....

(Breaks
into song)

...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The
only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see
my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no
better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My
evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African
endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my
share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin
suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my
vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my
chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare
these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See me
vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

(Dialog)
Mr Burns:
I really like the vest!
Smithers: I gathered that...
Lisa: (gasps) He's
gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
Bart: (hums the tune of the song)
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-naaa...
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Sorry. You gotta
admit, it's catchy.