The Spring In Springfield Lyrics

The Spring In Springfield lyrics

You could close down Moes

or the Kwik-E-Mart

and nobody would care

but the heart and soul

of Springfield's in

our Maison Derriere



We're the sauce on your steak

Were the cheese in your cake

We put the spring in Springfield



We're the lace on your nightgown

The point after touchdown

Yes, we put the spring in Springfield



We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price



Our only major quarrels with your total lack of morals



Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

They seem to entertain your dad



The gin in your martini

The clams on your linguini

Yes, we put the (boing) in Springfield



We remember our first visit

The service was exquisite

Why Joseph I had no idea

Come on now, you were working here



Without we'd've had such fun

Since March of 1961



To close them down that would be twisted

We just heard this place existed



We're the highlights in your hairdo

The extra arms on Vishnu

So don't take the (boing)

We won't take the (slide whistle)

So let's keep the (crash) in Springfield