Cut Every Corner Lyrics

Cut Every Corner lyrics

Sherry Bobbins: Alright, children, let's clean up this room.



Bart: Aw, man...



Lisa: Do we have to?



Sherry: Now, now. I know a little secret that will make the job go twice as
fast.



If there's a task that must be done,

Don't turn your tail and run,

Don't pout, don't sob,

Just do a half-assed job.



If you cut every corner,

It is really not so bad.

Everybody does it,

Even mom and dad.

If nobody sees it,

Then nobody gets mad.



Bart: It's the American way!



Sherry: The policeman on the street

Needs some time to rest his feet.



Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!



Sherry: And the clerk who runs the store

Can charge a little more

For meat



Apu: For meat!



Sherry: And milk



Apu: And milk!



Sherry & Apu: From 1984!



Sherry: If you cut every corner,

You'll have more time for play!



All: It's the American way!