Burlesque House Song Lyrics

Burlesque House Song lyrics

(All completely capital words are sounds.)



You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-e-Mart, and nobody would care

But the heart and sole of Springfield's in

Are Maisson Derriere



We're the sauce on your steak

We're the cheese in your cake

We put the spring in Springfield



We're the lace on your nightgown

The point after touchdown

Yes we put the spring in Springfield



We're that little extra spice that makes exsistence extra nice

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price



Our only major quarrels are your total lack of morals



Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

They seem to entertain your dad



The gin in your martini

The clams on your linguinie

Yes we keep the BOING in Springfield



We remember our first visit

The service waas exsquisite



Why Joseph I had no idea

Come on now you were working here



Without it we'd of had no fun since March of 1961

To shut them down now would be twisted

We just heard this place existed



We're the highlights in your hairdo

The extra arms on Vishnu

So don't take a BOING



We won't take a (Slidewhistle noise)

Yes let's keep the BAM

In Springfield!