Christmas Wrapping Lyrics

Christmas Wrapping lyrics

Hohoho woke up this morning 

With a scary feeling 

Realized it was
november first 

Christmas, oh my god it's nearing 



"what am I to
do?" I said 

Then I covered up my head 

Prayed for sleep for two more
months 

Until this holy mess is over 



Wasn't that lucky turned on
the tv 

Beanie babies on the news 

Biggest selling gift this year


What's a tired jew to do? 



So tv off tried to escape 

Called
my friend from silverlake 

Said to meet on fairfax for 

Some coffee and
a kugel 



Talked about our fear and dread 

Of tinsel lights and
parties 

Suddenly like a bad dream 

Fairfax was transformed into a


Holiday paradise 

Everywhere was hanukkah 

Shiny sparkly blue and
white 

Isn't this a little soon? 



I got up quick ran to the mall


Before my pain got any worse 

What a stupid thing to do 

I'm a
sitting duck in santa's zoo 



Suddenly I couldn't walk 

I couldn't
breath I couldn't move 

Children running everywhere 

Screaming 'tis the
season 



Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

But I think I'll miss
this one this year 



Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

But I
think I'll miss this one this year 



Merry christmas 

Merry
christmas 

I think I'll miss this one this year 



Merry christmas


Merry christmas 

I think I'll miss this one this year




December first the pain's half gone 

Thought about adam's
hanukkah song 

He forgot to mention me 

That's ok his song was better




Photograph on santa's lap 

I'm over my fear of shopping


Bought gifts for all my goyim friends 

One for each not eight




Sorting cards from all my friends 

Sweet of them to take the time


One pile for all the christmas cards 

From friends who just don't get
it yet 



Hanukkah day on overload 

I just can't stop eating


I've had so many latkes that 

My toches is gonna explode




Thought I'd walk it off 

And so I walked to the kabbalah


Center just to kill some time 

I thought I spotted madonna




Christmas day hanukkah's done 

Woke up feeling funny 

'cause
I have lost half my hair 

And I have spent all of my money 



What's
a jew to do today? 

L.A. is a ghost town 

Looks just like another year


Of movies and chinese food 



Then suddenly I laughed and laughed


Caught on to what was happening 

Christmas magic's brought this tale


To a very happy ending 



Merry christmas 

Merry christmas


I couldn't miss this one this year 



Merry christmas 

Merry
christmas 

I couldn't miss this one this year 



Merry christmas


Merry christmas 

I wouldn't miss this one this year 



Merry
christmas 

Merry christmas 

I wouldn't miss this one this year