The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman lyrics

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the
Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "You wanted to ask me
something?"
Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted
to say
that you're -- very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo -- you'the --
we've
known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the
two
of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want
to
die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself
--
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get
across
to you right now, hoo, I
mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house
husband,
you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm,
I'm,
the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the
Poconos, with the -- hoo,
woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to
do what you don't want to do,
hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to
love me, and that -- that's fi--
til death do us part I, we'll get the
chocolate cake and the sunrise and the
sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"
Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to
marry you? Because I'm just not
ready for that kind of
commitment."
Excited Southerner: "Coooooo."