The Chanukah Song Lyrics

The Chanukah Song lyrics

Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate
Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of
presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in twon
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you
and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do Kirt Douglas, James Caan
and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together and the
CarDeli
Bowser form Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half
Jewish, Glodie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin'
Jew
You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can
spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spook- both Jewish
Put on your
yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle
Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess
who is hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby
Some
people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not but guess who is
All
three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't but I heard
his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrte
Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So
drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If your really,
really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy
Chanukah