The Chanuka Song Lyrics

The Chanuka Song lyrics

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a lot of Christmas songs out
there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song
for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to
hear any Chanukah
songs.
Here we go..."
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So
much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of
lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When
you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of
people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the
menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess
who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur
Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them
together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle
Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-
both
Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner
of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a
Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann
Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too
shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer
Scrooge is
Well he's not, but
guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise
isn't, but I heard his
agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to
celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely
Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If
you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy,
happy
Chanukah
Happy Chanukah