The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics

The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning 

 of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"

 

 [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]

 [Cow:] Moo

 

 "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, 

 and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from
the ground"

 

 [Plane sounds]

 [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,


 quit being a pansy and do it

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Ripcord sounds]

 [Cow:] Moo,mrr

 [Parachute opens]

 [Cow:] Moow

 [Thud]

 

 "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru 

 and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"

 

 [Cow opening paper bag]

 [Cow:] Moo,moo

 [Car screeches, and turns back around]

 [Cow:] Mrr

 

 "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break


 and then realises he can't swim"

 

 [Cow walking towards pool, big splash]

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Crowd cheering]

 [Cow:] Mrr,mrr

 [Underwater moo]

 

 "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, 

 when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"

 

 [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

 [Cow:] Moo

 [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

 [Cow:] Moo

 [M2:] Hey watch it cow

 

 "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle 

 when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"

 

 [Tennis ball being hit]

 [Farmer:] That was out

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a
mark where it's out

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this
ball was out

 [Cow:] Mrr

 [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle

 [Cow:] Moo

 

 "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is 

 from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"

 

 [Phone rings, cow picks it up]

 [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, 

 I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?

 [Cow:] Moo

 [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? 

 farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

 [Cow:] Mrr

 [Farmer:] Take that fatty

 [Cow:] Mrr

 [Slams down phone]

 

 "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"

 

 [Car sounds]

 [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning
you for the last time.

 [Car hits farmer]

 [Farmer:] Oooh

 [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo