Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics

Teenage Love On The Phone lyrics

Richie: "So ya doin' good?"
Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout
you?"
Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three
hours."
Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and
he
doesn't want me on the
phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just
because he's coming."
Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the
Spring Fling Dance
thi..."
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone
rings]
Richie: "Hello?"
Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was
coming."
Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna
meet
Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday
nights."
Richie: "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say
around..."
[She hangs up phone]
Richie: "Come on.."
[Phone
rings]
Richie: "Hey."
Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the
bathroom."
Richie: "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah,
should I
pick you up at like
seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later
when the dance is really
kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone
again]
Richie: "Give me a break..."
[Phone rings]
Richie:
"Hello."
Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog."
Richie: "Hey, what's your
dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"
Samantha: "He just thinks I'm on
the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I
gotta go."
Richie: "Don't hang
up!"
Samantha: "Richie, I can't talk!"
Richie: "No, I'm sick of this! Put
your dad on the phone! I wanna talk
to him."
Samantha: "It's not my
dad."
Richie: "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"
Samantha:
"Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
Richie: "Who's there? Is it a
guy!?"
Samantha: "Richie!"
Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on
the phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on."
[Hands phone to
guy]
Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's
my
girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were
never
born!"
Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"
Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is
right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding
around, man! I'm crazy! I'll
smash
your head in! I swear to God!"
Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in
the shower. Her bush starts
above her belly
button."
Richie: "Yeah,
well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there
and beat your face
in!"
[Richie slams down phone]
Samantha: "What happened? Was he
mad?"
Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
Samantha: "Oh
Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."