Sandler Adam Oh Mom Lyrics

Oh Mom Lyrics

[Silverware clicking]
M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"
F1: "Here you
go"
M1: "Thanks"
Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party
tonight! And I'm
gonna go if that's ok with you."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad:
"Why not Mom?"
F1: "Yeah, why mom? He should go."
Brad: "It's gonna be
fun. I'll get to meet new people..."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at
you!"
Brad: "Oh mom..."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F1:
"Don't wory Brad."
F2: "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34,
which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy
it. What do
you think?
Mom: "NOOO!!"
F2: "Really? I really like
it..."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "Oh mom, who
is?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
F2: "Mom, you're so
paranoid."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
M3: "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early
tommorrow for Little League
try-outs."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
M3: "Yeah, I have
to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at
you!"
M3: "Do you think you could drop me off there?..."
Mom: "They're
all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "How am I gonna get there?"
Mom: "They're
all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "I'll walk I guess."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy:
"Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy:
"Please?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Come on, mom."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad:
"I'll get it for you Cindy."
Cindy: "Thanks Brad."
Mom: "They're all
gonna laugh at you!"
Cindy: "Thanks for the tip, Ma."
Mom: "They're all
gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice
cream."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful
night. We need to get
out more."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Mother, Brad is
right."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "We should go out, it'll be fun."
Mom:
"NOOO!!"
Cindy: "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple
Walnut."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
M3: "Yeah, we haven't
gone out together in a long time."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "You wanna come
Dave?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave: "No, I'll hang out with mom."
M1: "You
sure?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Yeah, go without
me."
M3: "All right, see you guys later."
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh
at you!"
Dave: "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure
know
how to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I
go
canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave:
"Please?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Mom, you're over
reacting!"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Why are you so
overprotective!?"
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "Mom! I'm
going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your
ways it drives me
crazy!"
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at
you!"
[Screen door closes]
Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at him!"