Ode To My Car Lyrics

Ode To My Car lyrics

Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin'
pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of
shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking
broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)
I can't see
through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the
interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece
of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of
shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100%
crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
It's got no CD player,
it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut
sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm
always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it
asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece
of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That
fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very
far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck
did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you
smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck
me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And
the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the
balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a
fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my
car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da
pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(You
got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit
car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview
fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a
piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit
car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit
car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit
car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit
car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)