Sandler Adam Moyda Lyrics

Moyda Lyrics

Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors, uh huh
You
can count on him to buy your school candy bars
He's a real nice guy
He
always got the jumper cable, uh heyow, uh heyow
He'll take your mail in when
you're on vacation
He's a good-hearted man
Volunteers at the library, hey
ho
He'll help you find a book on whales
He's a thoughtful
man
Remembers your boithday, yuh, heyow, heyow
Says G-d bless you when
you sneeze
But there's a problem
It's not your average problem
But
it's a pretty big problem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He'll
eat hamboyga
Then commit moyda
He's a friendly guy
He waves to all the
joggers, hey hi
Children use his backyard as a short-cut, hoo, heyow
He's
a real sweet guy
He'll take you to the airport, say hey
You can borrow
his snow-blower anytime you want, you know that
He's a cool, cool guy
He
always recycles, hidy hi hidy ho
Referees the Junior High basketball for no
pay, oh yeah
He's a great, great man
He'll sign your petition, hee
haw
Then proceed to compliment your new haircut
But there's a
problem
It's not a common problem
But it's a pretty big problem
His
hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He's wanted for
moyda
Here he comes
Hey Larry, how ya doin'?
How's the garden
coming?
You know, it's interesting
I just read at the library
That you
need to rotate the soil
To get real plump, red tomatoes
Oh, and one more
thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I'm a sick man
My hobby is
moyda
I'll eat at hamboyga
Then commit moyda, eyeah,
heeyeah

I never loiter
After committing the doity deed of
moyda

Only Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and will not
stop committing moyda

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder