Masturbata Lyrics

Masturbata lyrics

(A.Sandler)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda
horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with
Sharon Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind
of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank
the monkey I can give you good advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby
oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet
cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
Hey
Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One
hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause
I'm sticking to the seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a
Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've
looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her.
Hey
Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on
the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the
carrot, god my hand is achinga.
Hey Masturbata!