I`m So Wasted Lyrics

I`m So Wasted lyrics

Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"
M2: "I'm so wasted, man."
Joe: "Yeah, you
are, oh ho ho!"
M2: "Thanks man."
Joe: "It's good party, huh?"
M2:
"Oh, it's great man."
Joe: "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
M2: "Oh,
killer man."
Joe: "Hey, my pleasure."
M2: "I've never been
higher."
Joe: "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
M2: "Acid's great
man."
Joe: "It's the best."
M2: "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so
high."
Joe: "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."
M2: "This is
the best acid, man."
Joe: "What are you seein, man?"
M2: "Oh, I, that
cloud up there, man."
Joe: "Whoa"
M2: "It's got a vein in it."
Joe:
"Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"
M2: "And it's bleeding on me, man."
Joe: "It's
bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"
M2: "Look at my hand, man."
Joe:
"Yeah?"
M2: "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
Joe: "It's
not?"
M2: "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."
Joe: "Hey,
yeah to you it is."
M2: "I'm so high."
Joe: "Yeah, you must be flipping
out."
M2: "I'm flipping out off it."
Joe: "Hallucinations, man."
M2:
"Acid..right."
Joe: "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
M2: "I'm seeing stuff,
man."
Joe: "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well, that's
what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
M2: "What man?"
Joe:
"Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a little piece of
paper I
ripped off of my notebook."
[Silence]
M2: "Wha? It's probly this weed I'm
smokin', man."
Joe: "Oh, that weed."
M2: "That Thai bud, man."
Joe:
"Whoa."
M2: [Laughing] "Everything's hilarious."
Joe: [Laughing] "That's
funny man. Look at that guy."
M2: [Laughing] "That's funny man."
Joe:
[Laughing] "Look at that guy's hat man."
M2: [Laughing] "Everything's funny
to me, man."
Joe: "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints,
man?"
M2: "I had about four."
Joe: "Whoa, that's a lot of bones to be
smokin', man."
M2: "The whole thing's man."
Joe: "Yeah, you sucked 'em
down yerself."
M2: "Ain't that hilarious!?"
Joe: "You didn't wanna share,
didja?"
M2: "It was great stuff, man."
Joe: "Aww, yeah, hey I got some
news on that stuff too."
M2: "Hey what man?"
Joe: "That's the stuff I
sold you, right?
M2: "Yeah, right."
Joe: "Yeah"
M2: "It's funny,
man."
Joe: "Well, well, uh.."
M2: "I'm wasted off it, man."
Joe:
"Yeah, well that's good. You smoked it, right?"
M2: "Right."
Joe: "Well
that really wans't weed."
[Pause]
Joe: "No it wasn't, it was pencil
shavings in a bag."
[Silence]
Joe: "Yeah."
M2: "Well, it's probably
this beer. This beer I'm drinking, man. I must
be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them,
man."
Joe: "Whoa, oh
really!?"
M2: "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
Joe: "That's a lot of beer for
a man to drink."
M2: "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
Joe: "You
didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
M2: "No..no..no.. I drank all of
them."
Joe: "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat
today?"
M2: "No, I'm on an empty stomach."
Joe: "Whoa, you must be
..yea.. extra buzz for you."
M2: "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man,
it's like I'm seeing
things, man."
Joe: "Yeah, you can hardly stand,
man."
M2: "You should take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
Joe:
"Right, right."
M2: "I can barely walk."
Joe: "Hey man, you better open
those eyes up, they're half shut."
M2: "There's two of you, man. I can't see
anymore, man, I'm blind!"
Joe: "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man,
right?"
M2: "Yeah, you are the man."
Joe: "Say it. Say I'm the
man."
M2: "Yer da man!!"
Joe: "Okay, well that beer.."
M2:
"Yeah?"
Joe: "There was no alcohol in that beer."
[Pause]
Joe: "That
was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you
on this one.
You're lying."
[Silence]
M2: [Mumbling] "I'll be right back."
Joe:
"Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Walking different directions, gun goes
off]
Joe: "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!"
[Runs
over]
Joe: "Oh my God! You killed yerself, buddy."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead,
man."
Joe: "Oh my, oh yer dead."
M2: "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
Joe: "That
is awefull."
M2: "There's a big white light and everything, man."
Joe:
"Yeah! Well you showed us all, man."
M2: "Oh man, I'm so peaceful here
man."
Joe: "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
M2: "My relatives, man, a
big white light, and my grandfather's there
and.."
Joe: "Ooooh, I remember
him, he's a good guy."
M2: "He's still wearing the same clothes,
and.."
Joe: "Hey, say hello fer me, huh?"
M2: "Hey man, Joe says hi,
man."
Joe: [Chuckling] "Right."
M2: "It's yeah..My uncle's here
and..."
Joe: "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so
funny."
M2: "Yeah? What, man?"
Joe: "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to
heaven. The gun, you killed
yerself with, that's the one I sold you,
right?"
M2: "Yeah."
Joe: "Yeah, well that was a cap gun. So, there's no
way you could have
killed yourself."
[Pause]
Joe: "Yeah, that's right,
ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take
care."
[Walks back]
M2:
[Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
- "Four weeks
later."
[Pouring drink]
M2: "Oh this beer is great, man. This tequila is
really strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
Buffoon:
"Fuckin' shit!"
M2: "All being in the sun, you're even more wasted. Fuckin'
shit is
right, man! I am totally wasted now, man. I should maybe get an
umbrella
or something and go in the shade."
Buffoon: "I know a guy who
can suck his own dick."
M2: "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too. He's
the drummer from Olly
Hatched and one night we had two cases of Southern
Comfort, man. We were
so wasted.off it. I'm serious man."