Hanukkah Song Part Two Lyrics

Hanukkah Song Part Two lyrics

Time to take out those menorahs!
Put on your yamaca
It's time for
Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the
festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy
nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas
tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and
me
Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine
Then spins a dredl with Ralph
Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah
toys?
The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz
is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky,
bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Kitell and falsh dancer Jennifer Bills
Jasmins
Bleuth from Baywatche is Jewish and
Yes her boobs are real
O.J. Simpson,
still not a Jew
But guess who is, the guy who does the voice
for
Scooby-Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's
back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good
In the
sack
Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour?
No I'm not talking
about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about
Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are
in the show-biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he
is
Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah
It's not
pronounced Chanukkah
The C is silent in Hanukkah
So your your Hooked on
Phonic-a
Get drunk in Teawonica
If you really really wanna-ka
Have a
happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah