Fatty Mcgee Lyrics

Fatty Mcgee lyrics

[Talking quietly]
M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "We just had a
test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one
tommorrow. This sucks!"
M1:
"And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
M2: "Well we better study our
butts off."
M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet
library."
M2: "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
M1: "All
right."
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
M2: "Uh oh"
M1: "Oh no! Fatty
McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done
with him in the
library."
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out
of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to
catch breath]
M1: "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: [Annoying
whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
M1: "Uh, yes Fatty,
we were."
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join
ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining
horribly]
M2: "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch
your
breath?"
Fatty: "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to
whine and snort]
M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down,
we're trying
to concentrate."
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine
louder] "Sure, no problem."
M1: "Oh man."
Fatty: [Still snorting and
whining loudly] "This test counts for eighty
percent of our grade, you
know."
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just
said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: "Fatty! Please keep
it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: "Is he
sleeping!?"
M1: "No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the
breathing
down." [Snoring stops,
more weird noise starts]
M2: "Ahh
geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] "I'm
trying."
[Whining continues]
M1: "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy!
Please we gotta
study!"
[Whining gets higher
and higher until it's continuous]
M2: "Oh no, that one's going to do
it!"
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens
reeling]
M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off
again!"
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
Fireman
Ray: "Fire! Man the building!"
M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire
alarm."
Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: [Stillin
whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
Fireman Ray: "Didn't we
tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: [Whiney voice] "But I like
the stairs!"
Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?"
Fatty: [Still whining
horribly] "They're fun!"
Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the
fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]