Do It For Your Mama lyrics
J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!" Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a
shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] J.N.: "Can
opener!" [Big splash] Jimmy: "Man, that one was huge." J.N.: "You
go." [While running towards pool] Jimmy: "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [Jumps in
and small splash] Tracy: "That was a dud, Jimmy." Jimmy: "Shutup,
Tracy." Tracy: "You shutup." [Door opens, walks over] Momma: "Lunch
time kids." [Kids yelling happily] Momma: "I made some jelly sandwiches
and sliced up some cantelope. I figured you could eat a little food and and
then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while." J.N.: "I'm just
gonna eat, mom." Momma: "All right. And then maybe a little later, you can
play with yer cock and balls fer momma." J.N.: "I don't think
so." Momma: "Ok. Slow down Jimmy, yer already halfway done with
yer sandwhich. You're gonna get a belly ache." Jimmy: "No I'm not. I'm
hungry." Momma: "I know, but you shouldn't so fast. You're rushing honey,
you're gonna choke. Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and
balls for a little bit. Pace yourself." Jimmy: "Oh god." Momma:
"Tracy, do you want some fruit or a sandwhich?" Tracy: "No mom, I'm trying
to lose weight. Guy said I'm getting fat." Momma: "What? You look beautiful
honey. He's crazy." Tracy: "Guy said last summer I looked better in a
bathing suit, so I'm gonna try to lose like three or four pounds." Momma:
"Awww, sweetheart. You've got so much to learn. Guy doesn't want you to lose
weight, baby. It's just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around
his cock and balls some more, honey. He's got some balls and some cock. You
gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts." Tracy: "Mom!" Momma:
"You're scared, aren't ya honey. You want momma to help you? Momma will
stroke Guy's penis for him. No one has to know. I'll sneak in when it's
dark." Tracy: "No! Mom, please!" Momma: "You don't know how to tug on the
cock and balls? You need momma to show you? Get me a carrot, sweetheart.
Where are you going!?" J.N.: "Mom, where's the suntan lotion?" Momma:
"It's under the chair baby. You gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it
for a little bit?" J.N.: "Uhh, no. I'm just going to put some on my face so I
don't get sunburnt." Momma: "Smart thinking honey. And while yer at it you
can put some on your brother's ding dong and knock around his nuts for
him." Jimmy: "Mom!" Momma: "What Jimmy. Why don't you let your brother
wack your cock and nuts for a little bit. You're not playing with them
right now so why not let him. Share, baby!" Jimmy: "You're weird mom! I'm
going swimming!" Momma: "Oh, you shouldn't swim for a half an hour. I read
that." Jimmy: "Why?" Momma: "Because you just ate, honey. And you'll get
cramps. Why don't you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls
for momma." Jimmy: "It's ok. I'll stay in the shallow end." Momma: "Ok,
baby. But don't hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours." Jimmy:
"Hey, J.N. Throw me that frisby." J.N.: "Here! Whoops!" [Sails over and
falls to the ground] Jimmy: "Nice throw. Right over the fence and into the
Chasen's yard." Momma: "Don't get all huffy puffy. I'll get it. Momma will
make everything all right. J.N. you watch Jimmy and make sure he's safe
in that water." J.N.: "Ok, ma." Momma: "And if you want you can beat
your cock and balls. Hi Mr. Chasen!" Mr. Chasen: "Oh, hi Emily. How are
you?" Momma: "Oh, the boys threw the frisbee over the fence again. And
there it is under the bush." Mr. Chasen: "I'll get it for you." Momma:
"Sorry. Thank you. And while your under that bush, why don't you jack around
your cock and balls for yourself. You can stare at my jugs and play with
that healthy wang of yours." Mr. Chasen: "No, I'll just.. I'll just get your
frisbee." Momma: "All right baby." Mr. Chasen: "Here you go." Momma:
"Thank you. Thanks. Thank Mr. Chasen, boys!" Boys: "Thanks Mr.
Chasen!" Mr. Chasen: "You're welcome fellas." Momma: "Have a good day.
Oh, and..and tell your son Tommy, if he wants to come over later and play
with his cock and balls with the kids he's always welcome. I don't know what
happened with him and the boys, but they don't seem to be friendly
anymore." Mr. Chasen: "I'll do that Emily." Momma: "All right. He's got a
big one. You know that." Momma: "Tracy! You're boyfriend Guy's car just
pulled up." Tracy: "Ok mom. Please don't embarass me!" Momma: "Everything
embarasses you at this age, but I'll do my best. Don't worry." Guy: "Is it
ok to come in?" Tracy: "Come on back here guy!" Momma: "Oh!" Tracy:
"Thanks for coming over!" Momma: "Nice to see you Guy." Guy: "Hi Mrs.
Tucker." Momma: "Why don't you go for a swim with the others?" Guy: "I
didn't bring a bathing suit with me." Momma: "Oh no! You don't need a
bathing suit. Just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel
the nice warm water." Guy: "Uhhh, that's ok, Mrs. Tucker." Momma: "Come
on! Pull out your cock and balls. The water's heated. You'll love
it." Tracy: "Mom! Stop it! Now!" Momma: "What are you talking about,
honey!? This way his balls are out, you can stroke his ding dong in front of
all of us. Come on, pull out that hog of yours. I wanna see it anyways. I
wanna know what my daughter's been stroking." Tracy: "Mom! Stop
it!" Momma: "In fact, everybody, pull out your cock and balls and rub it
for momma. Play with yourself. It'll be good. Everyone. Wack away!" J.N.:
"You're sick mom! I'm leaving." Jimmy: "I'm going to Billy's house. I can't
take this anymore." [Walking away] Guy: "Come on, let's go." Tracy:
"You've humiliated me and Guy. We are so outta here." Momma: "What did I do?
What is the matter with you all? Come back here! You're ruining the day! It's
so beautiful out. This is too much of a..." [Picks up phone and starts
dialing while car drives off] "I can't take these kids anymore..." [Phone
rings and gets picked up] Grandma: "Hello?" Momma: "Momma, it's me, I'm
very upset," Grandma: "Oh, what's the matter, baby?" Momma: "The kids are
yelling at me and they left me here all alone." Grandma: "Did you tell them
the kids to play with their cock and balls?" Momma: "I told them to play
with their cock and balls." Grandma: "And what did they say?" Momma:
"They don't wanna play with them anymore." Grandma: "Why don't they wanna
play with them anymore?" Momma: "I don't understand. They've got cock and
balls. They should play with them." Grandma: "Poppy always loves when I
play with his cock and balls." Momma: "You smack around daddy's cock still,
why shouldn't they beat theirs?" Grandma: "Tell them to come over to
grandma's house. I'll play with their cock and balls." Momma: "Oh
momma."
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